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About

Welcome to Geopolitikills — where world politics meets dark humor and streetwear swagger.
We don’t pick sides — we roast all of them. From presidents who tweet too much to dictators who think Wi-Fi is witchcraft, no ego or empire is safe.

Born from late-night debates, meme wars, and a caffeine addiction to current events, Geopolitikills turns chaos into comedy and headlines into punchlines. Every T-shirt is a political statement disguised as a joke — bold, clever, and brutally honest.

Whether you laugh at the system or live to break it, our mission is simple:
👉 Expose the absurd. Wear the truth. Look damn good doing it.

So grab your gear, wear your sarcasm, and join the resistance of reason — one roast at a time.

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